My Picks From Humorous Sailing Dictionary.

My Picks From Humorous Sailing Dictionary: 

Anchor – device designed to bring up mud & weed samples from the bottom. 

Boat – break out another thousand.

Chart – large piece of paper that is useful in protecting cabin and cockpit surfaces from food and beverage stains. 

Course – direction in which a skipper wishes to steer. Also, the language that results by not being able to. 

Cruising – fixing your boat in exotic locations. 

Current – tidal flow that carries a boat away from its desired destination. 

Sailing – art of getting wet while going nowhere slowly at great expense. 

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